Dear man and woman gentlemen of the most highly regards,

My name is P'mbele Stampint. I am the 8th concubine of the
Grand Poobas of the royal house of Mastercarve in
the country of Abandonedboxesnevergoaway.

Recently our loss is which that the Grand Poobas was
deposed by a coop involving supporters of the evil
democratic government of the G'eocache, with their
cohorts the Tupperware party and the Cantcount coalition.

After her last evening session in my service, the Grand Poobas
instructed me to be hidden 78,000 handcut letterbox stamps,
45,000 genuine LbNA logbooks, 114,000 sets of colored inkpads and
72,000 spare plastic boxes.

In order by the instruction of the Grand Poobas, I must find us
refuge of this great wealth far from the besiged country ours.
For your sevice to the Grand Poobas, I will forward you
20,000 offical LbNA patches (multicolored).
Please make hastily consideration of my offer and contact
me by email. I will forward you the 900 telephone number
where I can be reached. Ask for 'number 8'.

I am waiting much anxiously for your favorablest response.

T'ongincheek Boxer
Letterbox Mecca